Picked up my copy of Alice in Wonderland yesterday, here are a couple of gems:

"Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle.”

"I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.”

“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
That depends a good deal on where you want to get to.
I don’t much care where.
Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.”

Choose your way.

Pierre